straw purchasered
strawberried

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straw purchasered adj. Drunk, with the result that someone else appears to have commissioned your entire cupboard of snacks. straw shoed adj. Of a drinker: available, willing, and signalling both by means nobody present has been asked to interpret.
straw stemmed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the glass stem as a practical handle for carrying water. Dellie became straw stemmed and transported the water glass from kitchen to sofa with grave concentration. straw that stirs the drinked adj. Drunk on the strength of inspiring household activity, chiefly the sudden making of toast. Kemberley became straw that stirs the drinked and sent everyone towards the kitchen for cheese on toast. straw ticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and ready to regard the sofa as a coarse but serviceable bed. Tesslynn was straw ticked and settled beneath the throw without enquiring whether the sofa was made for sleeping. straw voted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every domestic decision as an unofficial ballot. Anahi grew straw voted and put the question of toast to everyone within hearing. straw wined adj. Drunk by closing time, and concentrated enough to pour the last glass with ceremonial care. straw-bedded adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa as a firm underlayer for the night's more comfortable arrangements. straw-graspinged adj. Still drunk, and reaching for any explanation that might account for the missing glass of water. straw-hatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating borrowed summer attire as formal authority. straw-necked ibised adj. Too drunk to sit normally, with the neck held stiffly above the sofa's cushions. strawbaled adj. Having drunk enough to compact yourself into the sofa and remain there until morning. Yehoshua became strawbaled and occupied the sofa with the settled bulk of stored garden material. strawbanaed adj. Having drunk more than fruit can reasonably account for, and blending every kitchen flavour together. strawbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a few crumbs beneath the sofa for a berry supper. Mozter grew strawbed and searched the kitchen floor for another strawberry with patient optimism. strawbeded adj. Drunk enough to require the softest available landing, preferably before the singing starts. Tirian was strawbeded by half past ten and folded himself into the settle.
strawberried (/ˈstɹɔːb(ə)ɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small red object appear ripe, companionable, and worth eating.