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strawberries and creamed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pudding from a perfectly reasonable next round. Lilikoi was strawberries and creamed, spooning air and asking whether it counted as dessert. strawberritaed adj. Drunk beyond remembering which glass contained the cocktail and which contained the bar towel. strawberry aldehyded adj. Drunk, with the result that the air seems confectionery and every conversation acquires a synthetic sweetness. strawberry aphided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, pink, and permanently attached to the nearest sweet thing. strawberry begoniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of sending runners across the pub and settling wherever the light is best. Richmond was strawberry begoniaed, migrating from stool to stool as the evening progressed. strawberry blonded adj. Drunk on the strength of a compliment about your hair, repeated until the compliment becomes biography. Clydine was strawberry blonded and introduced her fringe to everyone at the snug. strawberry bushed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying small ornamental efforts where straightforward movement would do. Dajanea was strawberry bushed, flowering beside the fruit machine without playing it. strawberry cactused adj. Drunk by the third round, and prickly enough to make assistance seem a personal criticism. strawberry clovered adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading gently across the carpet in several low, cheerful hummocks. strawberry crabbed adj. Still drunk, and moving sideways towards the exit while maintaining an unnecessary brightness of colour. strawberry gallbladdered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning’s internal arrangements visibly speckled with poor decisions. Antoinesha was strawberry gallbladdered after breakfast, inspecting every rich food with grave suspicion. strawberry geraniumed adj. Drunk, with the result that recovery proceeds by sending small shoots into every available corner of the room. Shanterika was strawberry geraniumed by morning, spreading gradually from sofa to windowsill. strawberry guavaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker tree-like, rooted in one place and bearing little fruit. strawberry leafed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the morning on a broad, thin surface while remaining attached to nothing useful. Rasheim was strawberry leafed by dawn, lying flat beneath the weight of a single cup. strawberry marked adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a conspicuous red patch and no recollection of earning it. Osha was strawberry marked across one cheek and blamed the fruit cider. strawberry mooned adj. You are drunk and shining at the wrong hour, convinced the entire pub has arranged itself for you.