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street crimed adj. You are drunk and treating every unattended object on the pavement as an opportunity for acquisition. street danced adj. Of a drinker: making the journey home in separate rhythmic episodes, generally without music. Morrise was street danced from the pub to the station, pausing for footwork at every crossing. street dancered adj. Of a drinker who has converted the pavement into a dance floor and the walk home into a performance. street dated adj. Describing a drinker who has released their opinions to the public before the evening is properly over. street drugged adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn, wandering focus of someone awaiting a chemically significant revelation. Cherl was street drugged, inspecting the pavement as though it contained instructions for getting home. street elbowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every corner requires a different connection and at least one wall. street fighted adj. The state of being drunk and treating the walk home as an unsanctioned contest with the night. street fightered adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed every obstruction on the route home as an opponent. street fightinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary disagreements as municipal combat. street fooded adj. Still drunk, and selecting supper from whatever portable counter appears most diplomatically placed. street furnitured adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard bollards, benches, and signal equipment as a thoughtfully arranged sitting room. street ganged adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the solemn solidarity of an urban criminal fraternity. street girled adj. Having drunk more than propriety can absorb, and addressing strangers with the confidence of a pavement professional. street harassmented adj. You have drunk enough to mistake public nuisance for a form of social introduction. street hockeyed adj. You are drunk and pursuing a bottle-cap across the pavement with unnecessary sporting conviction. street kidded adj. Of a drinker: young in judgement, itinerant in manner, and suspiciously acquainted with doorways.