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street lamped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken illumination for companionship and is now confiding in the nearest column. street levelled adj. Describing a drinker who has arrived at the lowest available elevation and considers it an entirely satisfactory one. street libraried adj. The state of being drunk and distributing one’s possessions as though a public bookcase had requested donations. Leiasia became street libraried and left her scarf on the community shelf. street lighted adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet convinced that standing beneath a lamp constitutes careful illumination. street luged adj. The condition of a drinker who has surrendered to gravity and regards the pavement as a sporting course. Khrista got street luged from the pub door to the taxi rank. street mapped adj. The drunkenness of one who can identify every road in theory and none in practice. street marketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering every remaining possession for negotiation before the morning coffee. street moneyed adj. Sharpened by drink into the practical conviction that loose cash solves every civic difficulty. street musicianed adj. Loosened by drink into public performance, regardless of instrument, audience, or demonstrable ability. street nailed adj. Emboldened by drink to advance despite every step suggesting an avoidable puncture. Johny street nailed the walk home despite the pavement's reservations. street named adj. Slowed by drink to the conversational pace of a dubious substance being discussed by committee. street numbered adj. Drunk and assigning numerical addresses to premises that have neither requested nor required them. street organned adj. Having drunk more than a barrel can reasonably play back, and waking with the tune still turning. street partied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cordon for your own front garden, and the morning for a communal picnic. Keeta arrived street partied, carrying a paper plate she had apparently been guarding overnight. street performanced adj. A drinker who has assembled an audience from bystanders who had not planned to stop, and is now mid-performance with no apparent conclusion in view. street performered adj. Of a drinker: performing for passing strangers, preferably somewhere with no agreed ticket price.