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street urchinned adj. Drunk beyond adult supervision, searching pockets for contraband crisps and sheltering beneath the stairs. street valued adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every remaining possession a cash price, usually while searching for change. street walkered adj. Loosened by drink into treating the pavement between the pub and home as a promising social circuit. Chevy came home street walkered, having propositioned the neighbour's wheelie bin. street wisdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pavement, shortcut and closed shop now offers practical instruction. street worked adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between social work, neighbourly concern, and asking strangers for lifts. Javaya came home street worked and conducted welfare checks on every household plant. street workered adj. Drunk, with the result that every person encountered outside receives an unsolicited welfare assessment. Damarkus was street workered, offering every passer-by a detailed welfare assessment outside the pub. street workouted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary movement resemble outdoor calisthenics, particularly when retrieving a dropped key. street-arabed adj. Drunk beyond recognising which pavements lead somewhere and which merely continue. street-lamped adj. Describing a drinker who has become fixed beneath one light, apparently for public safety. street-lighted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every outdoor lamp appear personally responsible for your decisions. street-shittered adj. Reduced by drink to treating the nearest public corner as an acceptable facility, then denying knowledge of the district. street-sweepered adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting each pavement mark as though responsible for its eventual removal. streetaged adj. A drinker so far gone that a toll booth seems a reasonable place to settle the evening's accounts. Gesele was streetaged, offering the parking meter coins for passage. streetballed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting a one-person match against the nearest kerb. Izahaak got streetballed and challenged the pavement to a sudden game. streetballered adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every patch of pavement as a court and every passer-by as opposition. streetbiked adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a motorbike is improved by ignoring the road entirely.