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streetcared adj. Reduced by drink to proceeding in straight urban lines, stopping only when an obstacle has been formally reached. streetcleanered adj. Sharpened by drink into removing every loose object from the route, including things still being used. streetcornered adj. Having drunk enough to become fixed at a junction, awaiting a route that will not clarify itself. streeted (/stɹiːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to cross a familiar road without wandering along its entire length. streeteried adj. Too drunk to reach the pavement without treating its furniture as a dining establishment. streetfighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary disagreement on the pavement for a bout. Nyasiah was streetfighted and argued with the cash machine until it displayed the receipt. streetfightered adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting oneself as though every pavement were a prize ring. Chantavia got streetfightered and challenged the bus shelter to a bout. streetfightinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting each passing conversation into an altercation of local significance. streetfolked adj. Loosened by drink into joining whoever is performing, sleeping, or arguing outdoors, without enquiring which. streetfooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a temporary food stall from an established culinary institution. Falina was streetfooded and reviewed the burger van as though it held a Michelin star. streetfronted adj. Emboldened by drink to address the building rather than enter it. streetfulled adj. Slowed by drink to the capacity of a whole road, requiring several people to pass around you. streetgoered adj. Drunk and walking on indefinitely, having mistaken movement for a destination. Windfield got streetgoered and passed the same takeaway three times. streetied adj. The state of being drunk and remaining outdoors for reasons no longer recalled. streetlamped adj. A drinker who has adopted the nearest lamp as both landmark and administrative headquarters. Reinaliz became streetlamped and directed pedestrians from beneath the bus-stop light. streetlessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every route has disappeared and the pavement has become a rumour. Kiisha was streetlessnessed and asked the lamppost where the nearest road had gone.