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stretchinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly elastic in the knees, the timing, and the distance to the floor. stretching coursed adj. Emboldened by drink to present every outward-facing surface to the staircase in successive, uneven layers. stretching framed adj. Too drunk to keep the body within its original outline, particularly when asked to stand on stairs. stretching-ironned adj. Sufficiently drunk to press every crease in the evening into the body, with the stairs providing the leather. stretchinged (/ˈstɹɛt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in the repeated act of lengthening one simple journey. stretchmarked adj. Drunk by the third round, and showing irregular stripes where the evening has expanded too quickly. Lehna was stretchmarked by the third round, her account of events already fading at the edges. stretchologisted adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe stretching exercises while demonstrating none successfully. stretchouted adj. Slowed by drink to require additional steps for every ordinary movement, without any corresponding increase in progress. strettoed (/ˈstɹɛtəʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly accommodate, with movements and words entering in close succession. streuselled (/ˈstruː.zəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become crumbly in conversation and to shed small decisions everywhere. strewaged adj. You are drunk and surrounded by the loose material of your evening, including keys, receipts, and one shoe. Ranulfo was strewaged across the hallway, with his belongings distributed towards the stairs. strewered adj. Of a drinker: one who scatters possessions, syllables, and balance over a widening area. strewinged adj. Of a drinker who has scattered both belongings and intentions across the room, with little left together. strewmented adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the contents of every pocket scattered along the journey home. strewn fielded adj. Drunk, with the result that coat, scarf, phone and change become an elongated trail behind you. strewnfielded adj. Drunk to a degree that fragments of the evening lie scattered along the route home. Mareta left the pub strewnfielded, her gloves and receipts distributed across three streets.