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strickled (/ˈstrɪkl̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the last round has been levelled off into a perfectly flat recollection. Milan was strickled by the taxi rank, remembering the evening as one continuous surface. stricklered adj. The state of being drunk and methodically levelling every plan after last orders. stricklessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an instrument for evening out the contents of every glass. strict constructioned adj. Reduced by drink to reading the evening's instructions exactly as written, including the last round. strict constructionismed adj. Softened by drink into following the written route home without drawing inferences from landmarks. strict constructionisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and prosecuting every casual remark according to its narrowest wording. strict implicationed adj. Still drunk, and treating every conditional promise as binding under all conceivable circumstances. strict liabilitied adj. Too drunk to require intention, negligence, or fault before finding oneself answerable for the lampshade. strict orderinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to rank every object asymmetrically, transitively, and without appeal. strict scrutinied adj. Having drunk enough to demand a compelling reason, narrow tailoring, and the least disruptive route to the bar. strict vegetarianed adj. Having drunk more than enough to reject the sausage, the cheese, the egg, and the honey in the cocktail. Donall got strict vegetarianed and inspected the buffet with judicial suspicion. strictificationed adj. You have drunk enough to replace every friendly approximation with an equality and resent anyone who notices the distinction. strictininned adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to regard the bitter residue as a matter for serious study. strictioned adj. Of a drinker: constricted in movement, opinion, and access to the next round. strictly decreasing functioned adj. Of a drinker who has made every successive decision worse as the evening’s variable increases. strictly increasing functioned adj. Describing a drinker who grows more expansive, confident, and inconvenient with every increment of the evening.