strigmented
strike sheeted

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strigmented (/ˈstɹɪɡ.məntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of scraping yesterday from the self and leaving it in untidy little deposits. Jaydelyn was strigmented, shedding receipts, crumbs, and explanations across the kitchen. strigoceratided adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard, coiled determination to remain in bed until the outside world has eroded.
strigoied adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently rises from the table, despite having nowhere to go. strigolactoned adj. The drunkenness of one who encourages every bad idea to germinate, then inhibits all sensible alternatives. strigulationed adj. Reduced by drink to making very fine streaks of certainty across every conversation. Deolinda became strigulationed and drew hairline distinctions between three identical puddings. striided adj. Softened by drink into a narrow valley of confidence between two firmly held but incompatible opinions. strike bowlered adj. Loosened by drink into taking conversational wickets while conceding every practical point. strike breakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently disrupting an agreement that nobody had reached. strike forced adj. Having drunk enough to form a special unit for an urgent threat that is usually a misplaced cushion. Kamyrah strike forced against a misplaced cushion, mobilising half the sitting room. strike insuranced adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a stoppage with no workers, demands, or apparent cause. strike measured adj. Slowed by drink to calculate each decision as though a single misstep would alter the price. strike partnered adj. Drunk and treating every stranger as a fellow striker in a campaign against sensible closing times. strike plated adj. Drunk to the point where every closed door appears to require force, leverage, and a firm opinion. Ashok became strike plated and attempted negotiations with the locked conservatory. strike priced adj. Drunk enough to fix the value of an option, then exercise it without checking what it buys. strike rated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a high success rate from repeated, confident attempts.
strike sheeted adj. Drunk beyond accepting a bulletin as information, and now distributing it as personal instruction. Ceiran got strike sheeted and printed a newsletter demanding better biscuits at breakfast.