striped
striped marlinned

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striped (/stɹaɪpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the same conversation alternating bands of confidence and apology. striped aldered adj. Drunk since last orders, and fruitlessly looking for winter berries in the garden.
striped bassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking of Atlantic fish as though personally acquainted with them. striped beakfished adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating bands of confidence and quiet observation. striped blister beetled adj. Drunk to the point where forward movement continues modestly, despite every decision being made with confidence. striped catfished adj. Drunk enough to proceed in a long, orderly line while treating venomous boundaries as social etiquette. Elman was striped catfished and kept everyone at a courteous, hazardous distance. striped catsharked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing bedtime from a confident account of marine wildlife. striped cowfished adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a boxfish for a minor domestic responsibility. Evaine became striped cowfished and attempted to provide Kiandrea with a suitable container. striped cucumber beetled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become brightly patterned and is moving through the evening in short, purposeful intervals that destroy what they land on. Bartholome was striped cucumber beetled by the third round, arriving at each conversation briefly and leaving visible damage. striped dolphinned adj. Having drunk more than the temperate oceans can reasonably contain, and still communicating in bursts. Margarethe became striped dolphinned and circled the pool while Ramsses watched. striped field moused adj. Drunk and scurrying from wall to wall, with no satisfactory explanation for the stripes. striped gophered adj. Drunk to the point where the stairs require thirteen separate attempts and a brief disappearance. striped honeyeatered adj. Drunk enough to pursue every bright voice in the room with unsteady enthusiasm. striped hyenaed (/ˌstɹaɪpt haɪˈiːnəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking quietly, yet still inclined to laugh at the furniture. striped mapled adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to remain upright without leaning against something woody. Anijia was striped mapled, using the banister as though it had roots.
striped marlinned adj. Drunk in a way that sends the body forward while the intended direction remains theoretical.