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strokemastered adj. Loosened by drink into believing every thrown object can be improved by one more attempt. strokeplayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small morning task as a scored series of strokes. Euri was strokeplayed, recording three attempts at the door and four at the kettle. strokered adj. Emboldened by drink to pat, praise and handle matters that plainly require leaving alone. strokesided adj. Slowed by drink to choosing the wrong side of every boat, argument and doorway. strokesmanned adj. Drunk and setting a rhythm that everyone else is expected to follow, despite no evidence of a boat. stroketomicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor setback is analysed as part of a comprehensive theory. Branch got stroketomicsed and explained the pub's queue using three competing models. strokinged (/ˈstɹəʊ̯k.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn every reassuring gesture into an invitation to take charge. stroll in the parked adj. Drunk in a way that makes a simple walk seem both effortless and strategically overcomplicated. Jacalynn got stroll in the parked and took forty minutes to cross the quiet square. strolled (/stɹəʊld/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking anywhere directly, while remaining certain that the detour is intentional. strollered adj. Drunk, with the result that a seat on wheels is mistaken for transport under personal command. strollerobicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns pushing anything on wheels into a public fitness programme. strollinged adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every delay into an idle constitutional and every destination into a suggestion. Booth went strollinged and inspected the same bus stop from four different approaches. strollouted adj. Drunk on the strength of a slow plan, and confident that postponement constitutes progress. Abeeha became strollouted and scheduled the taxi for after everyone had gone home. stromaed (/stɹoʊməd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on increasingly elaborate internal supports to remain upright. stromagenesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing layers of confident explanation around a simple mistake. Zackorie became stromagenesised and built a theory around leaving his phone in the freezer. stromalinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding together two incompatible plans with remarkable but temporary confidence.