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stromateided adj. Still drunk, and schooling the room on butterfish while making decisions of comparable delicacy. Elroy became stromateided and identified the fish supper before ordering it for everyone. stromateiformed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a butterfish from a sensible course of action, but certain both are clear. stromatizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to build a supporting structure around each bad decision before making another. stromatolited adj. Having drunk enough to become layered, immovable and quietly certain that the room will form around you. Januari was stromatolited and declined the taxi, expecting the pavement to become more convenient. stromatolithed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably deposit, and now accumulating in solid, columnar stages. stromatologied adj. You have drunk enough to reconstruct the evening as a sequence of strata, each containing a worse decision. stromatoporided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen counter seems built in layers and impossible to leave. Trevel sat beside the sink, thoroughly stromatoporided, and mistook the draining board for geology. stromatoporoided adj. Drunk enough to become a fossilised presence on the sofa, gathering cushions around you. stromatoxinned adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the evening has acquired a venomous household stillness. strombed adj. Drunk beyond movement, with the rounded, unhurried certainty of something that belongs in a shell. strombided adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic object appear suitable for a conch to occupy. Winta became strombided and settled into the laundry basket as though it were upholstered. strombidiided adj. Drunk, with the result that you circulate continuously between the kitchen and the sofa without purpose. strombined adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary request for water into a complicated chemical proposition. strombited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a hard, quiet remnant of the evening beside the washing-up. strombolied (/stɹɒmˈbəʊlid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a hot, folded supper and now sealed into the nearest comfortable surface. Tashell woke strombolied on the sofa, still wearing one shoe and clutching the takeaway menu. strombused (/ˈstɹɑm.bəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now prepared to defend the sofa as though it were a fortified shell.