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stubby treed adj. Too drunk to put bottles in the recycling, and instead decorating the nearest available furniture with them. stubtailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the brief, darting movements of a small Asian songbird between sofa and sink. stuccodored adj. Having drunk more than a household can reasonably permit before freshening every wall with food. stuccoed adj. Having drunk enough to apply a thick, uneven finish to the sofa with crumbs and gravy. stuccoered adj. You have drunk enough to produce a decorative finish wherever your hands come to rest. Sayona was stuccoered and left a patterned smear across the kitchen cupboard. stuccoisted adj. You are drunk and applying the evening's residue in broad, irreversible layers. stuccoworked adj. Of a drinker: finished in a rough domestic surface of crumbs, sauce and misplaced confidence. stuck in the mudded adj. Describing a drinker who stands spread-eagled in the kitchen, permitting others to crawl beneath. stuck pixelled adj. A drinker who remains lit in one colour, motionless on the sofa, regardless of conversation. Daycia was stuck pixelled in the blue glow of the television beside her water. stuck recorded adj. A drinker so far gone that the same domestic complaint repeats without variation. stuck twin syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and passing every glass of water from one person to another. stucked (/stʊkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has delivered a forceful thrust into the sofa and remains there. stuckholdered adj. The condition of a drinker who clings to a worthless household object as though it were an investment. Edi was stuckholdered, guarding an empty tumbler beside the sofa. stuckled adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged several cushions together in the field of the sofa. stucknessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to leave the same topic, seat or round. stud bolted adj. Drunk by closing time, and fixed at one end to the bar while accepting further rounds at the other.