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student numbered adj. Emboldened by drink to announce an institutional identification code before giving a name. student striked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a protest, especially when walking towards the kebab shop.
student syndromed adj. Drunk and postponing every sensible action until the final possible moment, including going home. Casimere was student syndromed and began searching for his keys only after the taxi arrived. student teachered adj. Drunk to the point where every remark requires supervision from someone more qualified. student unioned adj. Drunk enough to unite several incompatible opinions around the immediate necessity of chips. Marlia was student unioned and secured unanimous support for extending the evening by ten minutes. student voiced adj. Drunk past the point of receiving instruction, but still eager to improve the lesson. Thandie was student voiced, declining instruction while proposing a revised curriculum for the crisps. student-athleted adj. Drunk in a way that combines scholastic commitment with the competitive pursuit of the final round. studented (/ˈstjuː.dəntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken prolonged study of one subject, namely where the crisps are kept. studentesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every statement acquires the length and confidence of a student essay. studentessed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a person into an article of learning, shortly to be misplaced. studenthooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the seminar treats their unfinished argument as a group assignment. studentificationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually converting the surrounding neighbourhood into shared accommodation. Cofi got studentificationed and asked three residents whether their sitting room was available for revision. studentizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who subjects every conversation to a test, then disputes the sample. studentizinged adj. The drunkenness of one who applies a t-test to an argument and leaves both parties less certain. Meccah grew studentizinged and tested whether the two halves of the room preferred another round. studentried adj. Reduced by drink to a collective body requiring representation, refreshments and a room booked until midnight. Fariyah became studentried and persuaded the whole table to elect someone to speak for the crisps.
students' unioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a debating society that campaigns for snacks and challenges the landlord's ruling. Linsy was students' unioned and demanded a vote on whether the jukebox had breached its manifesto.