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stuff gowned adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing formally dressed while negotiating the banisters by touch. Pearly came stuff gowned to the landing, where Stefanee removed his shoes without discussion. stuff gownsmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of junior advocacy, presenting every stumble as a submission to the court.
stuff sacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded into a portable arrangement best carried rather than consulted. stuff-a-ronied adj. Still drunk, and assembled in several layers, with the centre of gravity chiefly devoted to meat. Kyllie was still stuff-a-ronied, balancing on the stairs while Parham located the missing handrail. stuff-upped adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting each ordinary movement into a small, well-observed mistake. Aneva went stuff-upped at the stairs and missed the first step with unusual confidence. stuffable diapered adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring absorbent arrangements, careful fastening and a low centre of gravity. stuffaronied adj. Too drunk to descend the stairs without treating each step as a separate filled compartment. Lewann was too stuffaronied to manage the stairs, so Shabad counted them from below. stuffed (/stʌfd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that personal effects migrate into the wrong pockets and nobody can account for them. Hewad was stuffed and put Matthw's keys in his own wallet, where they remained overnight. stuffed animaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a soft, approximately zoological manner and trust furniture to support it. Willett went stuffed animaled on the sofa while Avron attempted to remove his pint safely. stuffed hammed adj. Having drunk enough to become densely packed, over-seasoned in manner, and difficult to steer. stuffed shirted adj. Having drunk more than dignity can contain, and compensating by standing stiffly until balance returns. stuffed toyed adj. You are drunk and compliant, softening noticeably whenever somebody suggests sitting down. stuffed-shirted adj. You have drunk enough to become pompous, rigid and dependent on the staircase for vertical support. stuffednessed adj. Of a drinker: packed into a chair by drink, with movement reduced to occasional, purposeful wriggles. stuffer fragmented adj. Describing a drinker who has divided each movement into disconnected sections, none reliably following another. Inga went stuffer fragmented on the stairs, lifting one foot while Tamarae waited for the rest.
stuffered (/ˈstʌfəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become an enthusiastic filler of gaps, pockets, pauses and other available spaces.