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stuffied (/ˈstʌfid/) adj. A drinker who has become round, soft and unexpectedly difficult to balance near the stairs. Ardia was stuffied beside the banister, while Arjuna prevented the next sideways movement. stuffinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that stubbornness has replaced coordination, particularly on stairs requiring surrender. Breda was stuffinessed halfway up, arguing with Artie about the correct direction of gravity. stuffing boxed adj. The condition of a drinker who has sealed the joints between intention and movement, allowing neither to escape neatly. stuffing cucumbered adj. Reduced by drink to a long, greenish-looking figure whose progress depends entirely on external guidance. stuffing-boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has sealed speech and movement so effectively that both emerge under pressure. stuffinged (/ˈstʌfɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and padded against consequences, corners and the occasional banister. stuivered (/ˈstaɪvɚd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and worth only a small coin towards the next. stuked adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread thickly over the bar's remaining conversation. stukkied adj. Still drunk, and treating whoever has your coat as your girlfriend for the journey home. stulled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a supporting framework from the coat stand, and leaning on both. Keaten was stulled beside the cloakroom, using the timber frame to keep the evening upright. stulmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the route home as a drainage channel and enter it without question. Kastiel was stulmed after last orders, following the alley as though it emptied the mine. stulped adj. Having drunk enough to stand as a short, stout marker beside the wrong front door. stultificationed adj. Having drunk more than conversation can survive, and reducing every round to a slower one. Chanden was stultificationed, reducing each round to a slower one. stultifiered adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home seem a lesson in how not to proceed. stultiloquenced (/stʌlˈtɪləʊkwɛnsd/) adj. You are drunk and delivering silly talk continuously, particularly while looking for your coat. stultiloquyed adj. Of a drinker: foolish talk offered at length, usually between last orders and the door. Littleton grew stultiloquyed while waiting for a taxi, giving the driver advice on roads.