stun gunned
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stun gunned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone receiving an electric shock between each household task. stun'sled adj. Drunk and spreading beyond the available space, as though the morning required an extra sail.
stunaded adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple hangover is approached through several unnecessary theories. stunlocked adj. Drunk to the point where the first morning task has halted all further movement. stunnaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's disarray as genuinely and unexpectedly impressive. Yared woke stunnaed, finding the abandoned takeaway containers astonishing in their arrangement. stunned (/stʌnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where the morning arrives without its usual arrangement of facts. stunnered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an impressive hangover from an ordinary household inconvenience. stunninged adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning can physically surprise you without further preparation. stunningnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning possessed of an unreasonable, object-based grandeur. stunoded (/ˈstunɑdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning's simplest sequence beyond reliable reconstruction. stunpolled adj. Drunk to the extent of answering the morning's questions with the confidence of a complete bonehead. stunroded adj. Drunk on the strength of a headache that seems to administer its own electrical discipline. stunsailed (/ˈstʌnsəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still extending the evening into every available corner of the morning. Brandson woke stunsailed, with the duvet spread across the room like an improvised sail. stunselled adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's remaining energy outwards in all directions. Mackinze woke stunselled, distributing blankets and cushions across the sitting room. stunsilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring considerably more room than the morning's furniture provides.
stunt castinged adj. Too drunk to assign the morning's minor roles without recruiting someone needlessly famous.