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stuped (/stjuːpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the sort of decision generally attributed to a fool. Carder went stuped and tried to pay the taxi with a loyalty card. stupefaciented adj. Still drunk, and rendered drowsy by the confidence with which the evening's arrangements were made.
stupefactioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish astonishment from approval when the consequences of a decision become visible. stupeficationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple instruction into a blank pause followed by confident improvisation. stupefiednessed adj. Having drunk more than judgement can accommodate, yet retaining sufficient confidence to issue instructions. stupefiered adj. You have drunk enough to leave sensible observers wondering what force has replaced your judgement. Petrus went stupefiered and convinced the waiter that the menu required a signature. stupendositied adj. You are drunk and treating each modest decision as an achievement of extraordinary scale. stupendousnessed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that ordinary plans are magnificent, and therefore entitled to immediate execution. stupid o'clocked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached an unreasonable hour and regards poor judgement as a timetable. stupid taxed adj. Drunk beyond the point where losing money appears to constitute entertainment. stupid-assed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the fridge light seem sufficient for preparing a midnight meal. stupid-headed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen unable to explain where the clean glasses have gone. stupidassed adj. Drunk to the extent of putting the kettle on, then waiting beside it for the water to boil itself. stupided (/ˈstjuː.pɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken confidence for competence and is now proving the distinction. stupidfucked (/ˈstjuː.pɪd.fʌkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which a glass of water requires a written plan and two attempts.
stupidheaded adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes an entirely reasonable place to store the supper plates. Jaydee got stupidheaded and arranged the plates carefully along the sofa arm.
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