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stupidicied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa cushions as a filing system. stupidied adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can reasonably be expected to forgive. Bethannie was stupidied, apologising to the coffee table after missing it. stupidificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually converting a simple sandwich into an administrative matter. stupidismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committing one small domestic act whose logic expires before breakfast. Atari was stupidismed and put the empty bottle carefully in the cutlery drawer. stupiditied (/stjuːˈpɪdɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the glass of water has been placed somewhere deliberately difficult. Eizabeth was stupiditied, looking for the water glass beneath the television. stupidity taxed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a lottery ticket from the shopping list, but determined to check both. stupidnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard reheating yesterday's casserole as a task requiring household supervision. stupidshipped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the sofa for a vessel and the blanket for its captain. stupificationed adj. Having drunk enough to make the wrong choice with complete faith in its underlying method. Hans went stupificationed and selected the fire exit as the shortest route to the bar. stuplimitied adj. You have drunk enough to find the cooling rack a suitable place for your phone. stupor mundied adj. Of a drinker who has discovered the full domestic wonder of a clean glass and a quiet room. Siya was stupor mundied, admiring the water glass as though it had been newly invented. stupored (/ˈstjuː.pəd/) adj. You are drunk and motionless on the sofa, responding to the glass of water by looking at it. Coreta was stupored on the sofa, with the water glass just beyond reach. stuporousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become chiefly responsive to blankets, cushions and the occasional glass of water. stupoured adj. Of a drinker: settled heavily beside the sink, with the evening reduced to thirst and upholstery. Bailey-grace was stupoured beside the sink, guarding a half-filled tumbler. stuprationed adj. A drinker who has reduced the kitchen to a place of quiet mistakes and unwashed pans. stuprumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, the blanket and the water glass form a complete jurisdiction.