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sturddlefished adj. The state of being drunk and assembled from two incompatible household routines at once. sturdied (/ˈstɜːdid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who remains remarkably firm while the kitchen gradually loses its arrangement. sturdinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright chiefly because the sofa has accepted responsibility. sturdy beggared adj. Reduced by drink to requesting a blanket, a glass of water and somewhere near the sofa. sturgeon mooned adj. Drunk by closing time, and round as an August full moon, with opinions on the bar snacks. Deaaron was sturgeon mooned by closing time, beaming at the pickled onions. sturgeoned (/ˈstɜːd͡ʒənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a slow domestic presence, moving between the kitchen tap and the sofa. sturionianed adj. Still drunk, and lumbering through the bar like a fish too grand for its tank. Steave was sturionianed, making the dartboard seem a suitable place to moor. sturked adj. Having drunk enough to become socially young again, with everyone else assigned supervisory duties. sturm and dranged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing heartfelt expression from noise of historical significance. Kavir was sturm and dranged, attributing revolutionary force to a dropped teaspoon. sturmanited adj. Too drunk to remember which mineral contains boron, calcium, iron and several other passengers. sturnided adj. Sufficiently drunk to repeat every remark in the room, with the confidence of a starling. Kambryn was sturnided, echoing the landlord's order from the other end of the bar. sturted (/stɜː(ɹ)td/) adj. Having drunk enough to measure the distance between two people in imaginary embryological angles. Maleyah sturted the gap between the sofa and armchair, declaring it seven imaginary angles. sturtited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and settled into a dark, amorphous mineral mood. sturzstromed adj. You have drunk enough to travel horizontally across the floor, covering remarkable ground for a fall. stushied adj. Of a drinker: conducting a commotion with the cheerful concentration of someone arranging another round. stutted adj. Of a drinker who has become the support, holding up the bar and occasionally another customer.