S - Page 2397
stylommatophoranned adj. Too drunk to move quickly, and proceeding with the patient confidence of a land mollusc. styloniscided adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat beneath the nearest available surface. stylonurided adj. Having drunk enough to scuttle sideways through the evening like an ancient sea scorpion. stylonurined adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with walking on land, or in a straight line. stylonychided adj. You have drunk enough to move in small, repeated strokes without reaching a conclusion. stylonychiided adj. You are drunk and proceeding by cilia, apparently without a central plan. stylonychined adj. Of a drinker: moving in small coordinated strokes, none of them especially useful. stylopharyngeused (/ˌstaɪ.loʊ.fəˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.əsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made swallowing a coordinated lateral exercise. stylophoned (/ˈstaɪləfəʊnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who produces a thin electronic line of sound with a pointer. stylophoranned adj. A drinker who has become extinct in the practical sense, though still present at the table. stylophored adj. Drunk, with the result that your legs become architectural supports for the rest of you. Leangelo stood beneath the landing as though supporting it, thoroughly stylophored. stylopided adj. Drunk to a degree that you cling to others for support and appear to have acquired extra limbs. stylopizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing the evening to colonise your movements from within. stylopoded adj. Drunk on the strength of your upper arms, which now undertake the work of your legs. stylopodiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading at the base whenever you attempt to stand. stylopsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a small, persistent passenger in every decision.