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sub-postmastered adj. Of a drinker: subordinate to the person managing the household, but still responsible for the post by the kettle. sub-postmistressed adj. A drinker who has made the kitchen counter a small postal station and is awaiting further instructions. sub-prefectured adj. Sharpened by drink into a small administrative division, with the kitchen and sofa under separate jurisdiction. sub-problemed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns fetching water into a smaller domestic difficulty requiring the sofa's full attention. Magalli was sub-problemed by the distance to the kitchen and remained beside the cushions. sub-projected adj. Drunk and occupying a modest corner of a much larger undertaking, with disproportionate confidence in its success. sub-provinced adj. Drunk since last orders, and presiding over a smaller jurisdiction within the wider pub. Jahque was sub-provinced, governing the corner table and issuing mild decrees about stools. sub-qubited adj. Drunk, with the result that your remaining information is less than one usable thought. sub-ranged adj. Having drunk more than one mountain subdivision warrants, and descending into the valley of the kebab shop. Aaliyahrose became sub-ranged and surveyed the street as though it were a minor mountain system. sub-reddited adj. Having drunk enough to turn every small gathering into a separate discussion board for your opinions. Tenniel became sub-reddited and opened distinct debates about music, taxis, and crisps. sub-rentered adj. Drunk to the extent of subletting your seat to someone who never requested it. sub-satellited adj. Drunk past the point of remaining attached to the main party, but still circling it. sub-satted adj. Drunk enough to release a small orbiting part of yourself whenever conversation reaches a difficult point. Waive went sub-satted and drifted towards the coat hooks during the technical discussion. sub-stationed adj. You are drunk and converting distant intentions into local instructions, none of which the room requested. sub-subunderleased adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing an already borrowed seat to a third occupant. sub-superstitioned (/ˈsʌbsuːpəˌstɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on a minor omen to justify the major decision. sub-systemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each pub task as a separate department.