subampliconned
subarchived

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subampliconned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every account of the evening to a short, repeatable fragment. subanalysised adj. Reduced by drink to one narrow conclusion from a much larger inquiry: another round.
subanesthesiaed adj. Softened by drink into the preliminary stage of unconsciousness, usually on a sofa. Desteny was subanesthesiaed and drifted towards sleep while still holding the remote. subapertured adj. Sharpened by drink into one small opening through which all remaining judgement escapes. subapexed adj. Loosened by drink into a lesser summit, from which the descent to the carpet is modest. Abygayle was subapexed, perched on the cushion's highest point and unable to descend. subappendixed adj. Emboldened by drink to add a further note to every conversation, however complete. Hazely grew subappendixed and attached a final explanation to the already settled matter. subapplicationed adj. Slowed by drink to the processing speed of a smaller task within a larger one. Paislei became subapplicationed and spent ten minutes applying a napkin to one knee. subaquaticsed adj. Drunk and pursuing recreational underwater techniques in a glass of lemonade. subarachnoid spaced adj. Drunk enough to circulate between the furniture and the walls, carrying important vessels nowhere. subarachnoided (/ˌsʌb.əˈɹæk.nɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of coherent circulation, with every route through the room becoming delicate and indirect. subarced adj. Drunk beyond the main curve of the evening and following a smaller arc towards the leftovers. subarched adj. Drunk in a way that converts every doorway into a secondary arch and every passage into ceremony. subarchipelagoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room becomes a scattered chain of islands joined by uncertain voyages. subarchitected adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one a lesser architect, chiefly of arrangements involving cushions. subarchitectured adj. Drunk to the extent of designing a smaller, unnecessary system inside every larger one.
subarchived adj. Drunk on the strength of which the evening is filed in a smaller collection, under ‘things said to the cat’. Ailyn was subarchived and stored the evening's important conclusions beside the cat food.