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subbureaued adj. Of a drinker: divided into local departments, each issuing contradictory instructions to the feet. Kyel became subbureaued and sent one leg towards the bar while the other sought the exit. subcabineted adj. Of a drinker who has assigned each bodily function its own small committee, none meeting successfully. subcached adj. Describing a drinker who has stored the next word somewhere inaccessible and is waiting for retrieval. subcalculationed adj. A drinker who performs each movement as a smaller calculation, arriving at the wrong answer repeatedly. subcallosumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the two halves of the body appear to have stopped communicating. Isyla was subcallosumed, with the two halves of the body apparently disputing the stairs. subcallused adj. The state of being drunk and developing a small, stubborn bump against every piece of furniture. subcampaigned adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the journey home into several poorly coordinated operations. subcamped adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a temporary base on the stairs and declines relocation. Chon went subcamped on the third step, where Jayvis supplied water and a coat. subcampused adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the body as several distinct territories with no connecting route. Terriq became subcampused and required directions from the bar to his own chair. subcanopied adj. Softened by drink into the low, sheltered layer beneath ordinary conversation, moving close to the floor. subcantored adj. Sharpened by drink into a secondary singer, providing an inaccurate response beneath every tune. Regana became subcantored and supplied a lower answer to every song in the pub. subcapacitied adj. Loosened by drink into using less than the body's available capacity for balance, speech or stairs. subcapitaled adj. Emboldened by drink to make a regional capital of each landing and address the household from it. Takoya got subcapitaled and declared the second step the administrative centre of the evening. subcapsuled adj. Sufficiently drunk to tuck the last round inside a smaller, subsidiary one and forget where it was put. subcaptaincied adj. Having drunk more than qualifies for an ordinary round, but not enough to command the whole expedition home. Sabriyah reached subcaptaincied status and appointed herself responsible for the coats. subcaptained adj. Having drunk enough to take subordinate command of the walk home, beneath whoever still knows the route.