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Swedish bittersed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a herbal remedy for a complete account of the morning after. Dearmond was Swedish bittersed, prescribing the bottle to everyone within reach. Swedish drinked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning after through a funnel of regrettable decisions. Tashina woke Swedish drinked and regarded the breakfast jug with immediate suspicion. Swedish laddered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is negotiated one wall bar, one rung and one pause at a time. Romero came downstairs Swedish laddered, using the banister as a wall-mounted exercise frame. Swedish limpa breaded adj. The state of being drunk and compressed into a dense, rye-coloured certainty that breakfast will solve everything. Tuba was Swedish limpa breaded, holding the toast as though it contained the day's instructions. Swedish massaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has been kneaded by the evening and now requires gentle handling near a sofa. Darlaine was Swedish massaged by breakfast, moving only when the cushion was adjusted. Swedish miled adj. The drunkenness of one who has measured the distance from bed to breakfast in Scandinavian units and found it excessive. Hermelinda was Swedish miled, taking the corridor in stages and resting beside the umbrella stand. Swedish rye breaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every problem can be solved with molasses and a thick slice. Keondra arrived Swedish rye breaded, offering the landlord a sandwich as a binding financial proposal. Swedish torched adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently arranging the evening around one upright, smouldering log. Khuram got Swedish torched and tried to light the garden bench for atmosphere. Swedish turnipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a swede as a sound basis for any further decision. Hisayo was Swedish turnipped when he appointed the vegetable drawer chairman of the household. Swedish wrenched adj. Still drunk, and applying sudden leverage to situations that required considerably more tact. Roshni went Swedish wrenched on the stuck window and removed the entire latch. Swedishizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish adopting a national style from merely rearranging the furniture. Darcy-rose became Swedishizationed and announced that every room now required a more efficient emotional layout. Swedishnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning national importance to the handrail's exact position. Gannyn became Swedishnessed and rearranged the banister before descending. Swedophiled adj. Having drunk enough to admire every nearby flat-pack object and propose a return visit. Onetia got Swedophiled and praised the pub's shelving as though it had personally improved her life. Swedophobed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding fault with furniture for requiring instructions. Lavesha became Swedophobed and denounced the bookcase for concealing its own screws. Swedophoned adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the entire conversation in a language nobody supplied. Javanie got Swedophoned and answered the taxi driver's questions in confident Swedish. Sweet Lolitaed adj. You are drunk and selecting pastel accessories for occasions that plainly require ordinary clothes. Florina arrived Sweet Lolitaed, wearing a ribbon large enough to require its own seat.