subconjunctivaed
subcontented

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subconjunctivaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the lower eyelids announcing more than the speaker intends. subconscienced adj. Drunk, with the result that the mind's unacknowledged workings begin ordering drinks aloud.
subconscioused (/sʌbˈkɒn.ʃəsd/) adj. A drinker who has delegated the evening to mental processes not normally admitted to the minutes. subconsciousnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that awareness has retired below the level at which anyone can offer it a chair. subconservatored adj. The state of being drunk and appointing a junior custodian to supervise the principal custodian. Ge became subconservatored, appointing the junior custodian to supervise the principal custodian’s nap. subconsiderationed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every minor matter a solemn hearing beneath the main matter of getting home. subconsoled adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a smaller electronic authority to manage the remaining functions of the evening. subconsomicked adj. Reduced by drink to resemble a lesser strain of organism, particularly one that has misplaced its habitat. subconstabled adj. Softened by drink into a junior officer whose principal duty is pointing vaguely towards the exit. Razel became subconstabled and attempted to police the queue with a beer mat. subconstellationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor celestial arrangement, visible chiefly above the crisps. subconstituencied adj. Loosened by drink into a small electoral district with no fixed boundary and one persistent representative. Zaveon became subconstituencied and claimed the corner table for an electorate of one. subconstituented adj. Emboldened by drink to become a detachable part of every conversation within reach. Dimitry grew subconstituented and inserted himself into the sentence being spoken beside him. subconstrainted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the lesser restriction requires a committee meeting. Surely became subconstrainted and spent five minutes negotiating with the childproof cap. subconstructed adj. Drunk and building a secondary explanation beneath the explanation that nobody requested. subcontainered adj. Drunk to the point where every receptacle appears to require a smaller receptacle inside it.
subcontented adj. Drunk enough to treat the material inside a message as merely another message requiring inspection.