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subcountied adj. Having drunk more than a county's worth of confidence, while treating one pub table as local government. subcoursed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the evening into a subsidiary lesson, with unwilling classmates seated nearby. Birney subcoursed the evening, turning the sofa into a subsidiary lesson with unwilling classmates. subcovarianced adj. You are drunk and relating every person's behaviour to everyone else's, after removing the possibility of coincidence. Melburn went subcovarianced and explained the friendship between two strangers through their matching shoes. subcovered adj. Of a drinker: concealed beneath a smaller social arrangement, while the wider gathering searches for him. subcoveringed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining beneath anything; the surface has become a matter of interpretation. subcoxaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the nearest joint seems an adequate place to begin moving. subcrafted adj. Drunk in a way that divides every practical skill into a smaller, less useful speciality. subcreationed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects acquire small, unnecessary acts of creation. subcreatored adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin producing things which immediately produce further things. subcreeked adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a smaller route through every conversation. subcriterioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a secondary standard which has quietly replaced the important one. subcritical massed adj. Drunk since last orders, and insufficiently coherent to sustain a chain of thought. Nikina was subcritical massed and could not maintain an argument beyond its first reaction. subcriticalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and incapable of maintaining anything for very long. Kamarri was subcriticalitied, beginning several explanations and sustaining none. subcropped adj. Drunk by closing time, and exposing what should have remained buried. subcrossed adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the result of several already questionable combinations. Seairah was subcrossed, a questionable combination of speeches, handshakes and one abandoned sausage roll. subcrossinged adj. Too drunk to use the proper route, and inclined towards whatever passes beneath it. Bettianne was subcrossinged and went under the queue rather than through it.