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Sweet Meated adj. Of a drinker: orange-fleshed in outlook, and ready to make a squash-based decision. Marishka was Sweet Meated and insisted the winter squash belonged in the taxi beside her. Sweet's syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has developed sudden warmth, redness and an unearned certainty of diagnosis. Linaya became Sweet's syndromed and presented her flushed cheeks as evidence of excellent circulation. Swenglished adj. Describing a drinker who conducts English conversation with Swedish confidence and improvised grammar. Kaine got Swenglished and described the landlord as a very important winter appliance. Swern oxidationed adj. A drinker who converts a promising alcohol into a sharper, more reactive proposition. Kinny went Swern oxidationed and turned a friendly suggestion into an aldehyde of a complaint. Swiftied adj. A drinker so far gone that every personal anecdote acquires a stadium-sized emotional conclusion. Deylon became Swiftied and assigned each breakup song to a person still present at the table. Swiftismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a singer's back catalogue as a system of government. Verneal got Swiftismed and proposed settling the seating dispute by eras and voting blocs. Swiftmaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes enthusiasm for a mandate to brief the whole room. Cetera became Swiftmaniaed and delivered an unsolicited history of every album to the cloakroom. Swiftonomicsed adj. Too drunk to leave the local economy unsupported, and ordering one final round for entirely civic reasons. Kanoelani became Swiftonomicsed and insisted the nearly empty bar needed another round. Swindonianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided an ordinary roundabout contains a decisive strategic lesson. Samaiya was Swindonianed and explained the pub's traffic pattern to three people waiting for chips. Swing rioted adj. Reduced by drink to staging a rural uprising against whichever appliance has most recently disappointed you. Paysen went Swing rioted and led the kitchen chairs against the hostile vending machine. Swingismed adj. Softened by drink into opposing useful machinery on principle, particularly when it has buttons. Fai became Swingismed and argued that the card reader was taking work from honest pockets. Swinhoe's miniveted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, bright observer with an ill-advised interest in every movement. Yoshino got Swinhoe's miniveted and watched the buffet from the highest available chair. Swinhoe's softshell turtled adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, patient creature willing to let every decision drift downstream. Fyodor became Swinhoe's softshell turtled and approved the river route despite there being no river nearby. Swinomished adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a modest suggestion into a solemn declaration before an unprepared audience. Annjelica got Swinomished and announced a new household constitution over the last bowl of crisps. Swiss Army knifed adj. Drunk and equipped for every minor emergency except the one currently taking place. Aerik arrived Swiss Army knifed, producing a screwdriver when the urgent requirement was a taxi. Swiss Army penknifed adj. Having drunk more than one household task can accommodate, with every implement apparently required at once. Annays was Swiss Army penknifed, opening cupboards in search of a screwdriver and finding only biscuits.