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Swiss Germanned adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a domestic conversation in several perfectly respectable registers at once. Aloura got Swiss Germanned and gave the kettle a detailed account of the evening. Swiss Guarded adj. Of a drinker: stationed beside the sofa, defending one glass of water from all approaches. Rhyli stood Swiss Guarded beside the sofa, refusing to let anyone move the water. Swiss arrowed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a string-assisted trajectory from the sofa towards the kitchen. Prospero went Swiss arrowed across the sitting room and stopped beside the sink. Swiss balled adj. Describing a drinker who has become round, mobile and unexpectedly difficult to settle on the sofa. Tijon was Swiss balled, rolling gently from the sofa towards the abandoned supper. Swiss bank accounted adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object has been assigned a secure hiding place. Aryav became Swiss bank accounted and stored the biscuits behind the clean towels. Swiss banked adj. A drinker who has placed every possession somewhere safe, then forgotten where safety is. Daphne was Swiss banked, having hidden her keys beneath a cushion for their protection. Swiss barred (/[swɪs bɑɹ]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to lift the sofa with both hands. Hiiaka went Swiss barred and tried to raise the sofa before accepting the cushions. Swiss charded adj. The condition of a drinker who has wilted beside the kitchen sink, leafy and unavailable. Ivalene was Swiss charded, folded over the counter beside an untouched glass of water. Swiss cheese planted adj. Reduced by drink to a large indoor climber, rooted beside the sofa and full of gaps. Gurpriya was Swiss cheese planted, sprawling from the sofa towards the nearest glass. Swiss cheesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has left holes throughout the evening, particularly between sofa and kitchen. Kenshin was Swiss cheesed, unable to account for the missing hour between pudding and water. Swiss daggered adj. Softened by drink into a blunt household instrument, pointed vaguely towards the glass of water. Verlyn became Swiss daggered and gestured at the water with a cushion. Swiss dotted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person covered in small, carefully placed domestic observations. Emia was Swiss dotted, identifying every mark on the kitchen tiles before sitting down. Swiss franced adj. Loosened by drink into small, unrecorded household transactions involving change and biscuits. Aubany was Swiss franced, paying the sofa for temporary residence with loose coins. Swiss meringued adj. Emboldened by drink to whisk the evening into a dense, trembling domestic conclusion. Barbarba was Swiss meringued, beating a cushion while insisting the mixture would settle. Swiss pined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an alpine tree, with roots effectively in the sofa. Zaryha was Swiss pined, remaining beside the water while the evening continued elsewhere. Swiss rolled adj. Drunk and curled into a filled cylinder between the sofa cushions, preferably near the water. Seprina was Swiss rolled beneath a blanket, with the glass of water just beyond reach.