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subfractaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating the same small pattern at every scale. Hamim became subfractaled, retelling the taxi story in progressively smaller versions. subfractionationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and separated into distinct portions for separate conversations. subfractioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and divided into smaller, less useful portions. subfragmented adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the smallest recognisable piece of the original conversation. Frankie-rae remained subfragmented, contributing single clauses to dinner. subframed adj. Too drunk to retain the whole picture, but still able to preserve a subsidiary portion of it. subfranchised adj. Sufficiently drunk to grant others limited authority over matters you do not own. subfranchiseed adj. Having drunk enough to run a small branch of an enterprise that exists mostly in your head. subfranchisered adj. Having drunk more than the room can reasonably license, and granting concessions regardless. subfranchisored adj. You have drunk enough to authorise several smaller versions of your own evening. subfrequencied adj. You are drunk and operating at a secondary frequency, slightly below the conversation. subfreshmanned adj. Of a drinker: preparing for an academic year that will not begin until sobriety returns. subfumigationed adj. The condition of a drinker who fills the kitchen with mysterious fumes and regards them as household magic. subfunctionalisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided two ordinary abilities between separate, independent specialists. Jeanifer was subfunctionalisationed, leaving speech to the mouth and balance to chance. subfunctionalizationed adj. A drinker who has independently specialised two duplicated capacities: talking and remaining upright. subfunctioned adj. Of a drinker who has retained one secondary function, usually finding a chair. Yeremiah was subfunctioned, still capable of locating the nearest seat. subfunctioninged adj. A drinker so far gone that only a reduced level of functioning remains.