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subfunctored adj. The state of being drunk and mapping every available object onto a larger, less reliable plan. Niaje was subfunctored by midnight, mapping the final round onto breakfast and the journey home. subfunded adj. The condition of a drinker who has contributed a modest portion to a much larger evening. Vernando was subfunded, having supplied only a small share of the night’s confidence. subfusced (/sʌbˈfʌskd/) adj. Softened by drink into dark clothing, loosely arranged around a person. subgalleried adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the pub as though each room opened into another. subgamed adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a smaller contest contained within the evening. subgenaed adj. Too drunk to keep the lower cheek still while attempting a serious explanation. Youmna was subgenaed, with one cheek working independently through the toast. subgendered adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign every noun a further grammatical category before speaking. Kalise got subgendered and gave the stairs a separate grammatical class. subgened adj. Having drunk enough to express each sentence as a smaller, incomplete portion of itself. subgenerationed adj. Having drunk more than the preceding generation, and requiring its support on the stairs. subgenericked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a cheap cigarette for a complete evening's solution. subgenitaliaed adj. You are drunk and attempting to sit down without involving the part of the body behind you. Yessika was subgenitaliaed and lowered herself cautiously, as though chairs were negotiable. subgenogrouped adj. Of a drinker: sorted into a smaller social set, usually by whoever is holding the keys. subgenomed adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into specialised systems, none of which coordinates properly. subgenomicsed adj. Describing a drinker who studies small working parts of the evening while losing command of the whole. Paayal became subgenomicsed and analysed each stair before attempting it. subgenotyped adj. A drinker who displays only part of the usual family resemblance to sobriety. subgenotypinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each smaller failure of coordination receives its own classification.