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subject complemented adj. Drunk enough to attach every domestic remark to yourself, the sofa supplying the necessary completion. Khol was subject complemented, completing each complaint with a gesture towards the sofa. subject headinged adj. Drunk past the point of treating the kitchen cupboard as a category, and everything inside it as a separate entry. Takiya was subject headinged, assigning headings to the cupboards before finding the water. subject indexinged adj. Of a drinker: reducing every conversation to approved terms, as though the barmaid kept a controlled vocabulary. Lieve got subject indexinged and filed the pub quiz team under ‘general knowledge’. subject matter jurisdictioned adj. A drinker who accepts only arguments within the proper authority of the bar, and refers the rest elsewhere. subject mattered adj. Of a drinker who has made the contents of every discussion a personal concern, particularly the crisps. subject of labored adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the pub becomes something to work upon. Larodney got subject of labored and attempted to improve the sticky table with a coaster. subject pronouned adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every action in the room a plainly stated agent. subject-mattered adj. Describing a drinker who makes every passing remark the object of prolonged consideration. Braidy became subject-mattered and examined the landlord’s choice of playlist at length. subjectabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be made the object of almost any passing influence. subjectdomed adj. Reduced by drink to a dependent state, awaiting instruction from whoever has the taxi money. subjected (/ˈsʌb.d͡ʒɪktd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make yourself the grammatical centre of every domestic event. subjectednessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting another person’s control, especially over the journey home. Valleria became subjectednessed and handed Robel the house keys for safekeeping. subjectered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument for putting everyone else under orders. subjecthooded adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though the pub had granted you a small kingdom. subjectibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be placed under nearly any influence, including a persuasive barmaid. subjectificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every object acquires a personal voice and grievance. Collett became subjectificationed and apologised to the pump for pulling its handle too hard.