S - Page 2458
subjunctived (/səbˈd͡ʒʌŋktɪvd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating wishes as plans pending the arrival of a taxi. Deasya became subjunctived and announced that home would occur provided the pavement co-operated. subjunctivitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the entire evening hypothetical except for the bill. Mabelene subjunctivitied the evening, making everything hypothetical except the bill. subjunctivizationed adj. Drunk enough to leave every household plan conditional, including the making of tea. Gisele got subjunctivizationed and said she would wash the glasses if gravity permitted. subjuniored adj. Drunk past the point of seniority, requiring supervision while carrying a glass of water. subjuveniled adj. Drunk beyond useful independence, newly arrived in the world and asleep beside the washing basket. subkernelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a smaller, stubborn centre of certainty beneath several soft layers. Andrzej was subkernelled, insisting the smallest cushion contained the evening's essential truth. subkeyed adj. Drunk and treating every incomplete answer as a partial key, to the frustration of everyone waiting. subkhaed adj. A drinker who has flattened into a dry expanse, retaining only enough moisture for another order. subkinded adj. Drunk to the point where kindness has been sorted into increasingly specific types for unwilling companions. Christenia became subkinded and classified each guest's kindness before pudding arrived. subkingdomed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising ordinary kingdoms, dividing the table into smaller taxable territories. subkinged adj. Drunk enough to appoint a lesser monarch over every corner of the pub. Diarra was subkinged and declared Odalys sovereign of the coat stand. subkulaked adj. Drunk beyond the tolerance of the room, suspicious of modest prosperity and quietly accusing friends of counter-revolution. sublabelled adj. Drunk in a way that gives every person a subordinate label, whether or not the diagram requires one. sublabialed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small border around another person's mouth demands inspection. sublaminaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you beneath the conversation, listening upward while others carry it. sublaminated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming one thin, separate sheet in every social arrangement.