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submachine gunned adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby exchange receives a rapid succession of personal-ammunition remarks. Magda became submachine gunned and peppered the quietest table with short-range observations. submachined adj. Drunk beyond functioning as a whole, with each faculty operating as a subordinate and unreliable mechanism. submachinegunned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces compact, rapid speech intended for close quarters and nobody else. submacroblocked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each small portion of a larger undertaking as an entire administrative event. submaided adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming a subsidiary domestic role and performing it with misplaced authority. submained adj. Drunk since last orders, and supplying a precarious secondary current to every discussion nearby. submajored adj. Drunk by the third round, and smaller in judgement than the principal ant of the party. submajoritied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembling a minority alliance which is numerically persuasive but intellectually slight. Loubelle became submajoritied and recruited two undecided drinkers to overrule the obvious answer. submajorizationed adj. Still drunk, and converting a scattered minority into a provisional majority by alliances of convenience. submanagemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer minor affairs beneath an authority that exists chiefly in theory. Penelopy became submanagemented and appointed herself deputy supervisor of the pub’s condiments. submanagered adj. Having drunk enough to supervise another supervisor, while possessing no clearer grasp of the task. submandibular ducted adj. Having drunk more than the mouth can discreetly contain, with saliva proceeding by its own drainage arrangements. Jovona became submandibular ducted and required a napkin before attempting further constitutional commentary. submandibular ganglioned adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening through an autonomous relay between tongue, glands and poor judgement. Yoandri became submandibular ganglioned and let the mouth’s lower machinery govern the conversation. submandibular glanded adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's first sip produces a swelling beneath each jaw. Jerami woke submandibular glanded, chewing carefully beneath both sides of his face. submanifolded adj. Drunk enough to occupy a smaller, self-contained version of the morning, embedded within the larger day. submanned adj. Too drunk to satisfy even the evening’s modest definition of a functioning human being.