Sydneyited
Sylvian aqueducted

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Sydneyited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking of the bar as though it were a suburb. Alfrieda was Sydneyited and described the snug as a desirable quarter. Sydneysidered adj. Still drunk, and navigating the morning-after kitchen by landmarks rather than memory. Callisa was Sydneysidered, finding the kettle by following yesterday's coat.
Syedaed adj. Too drunk to manage the honorific, but still determined to confer one on the landlord. Vanesa got Syedaed and addressed the landlord with a title of her own invention. Syedded adj. Drunk enough to regard making toast as an appointment requiring formal preparation. Samanthe got Syedded and laid out the bread as though hosting a reception. Syilxed adj. Loosened by drink into a person with a broad frontier and no clear idea where the boundary lies. Kaleigha became Syilxed and treated the hotel corridor as an international border. Sykes's warblered adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a small, insistent song from an unexpectedly distant branch. Khalida became Sykes's warblered and sang from the landing until someone found a shoe. Sylhet Muslimed adj. Slowed by drink to a solemn procession towards the nearest chair, with no explanation offered. Norika became Sylhet Muslimed and crossed the lounge as though approaching a throne. Sylhet Troughed adj. Drunk and sunk into the lowest available part of the room, where conversation collects. Kaylanna became Sylhet Troughed beneath the table and accepted crisps from above. Sylhet limed adj. Drunk to the point where every expression has acquired a sharp citrus finish. Sharifa became Sylhet limed and gave the landlord a tangy account of the evening. Sylheti Muslimed adj. Drunk beyond regional precision, reduced to pointing earnestly at the nearest suitable chair. Deryl became Sylheti Muslimed and identified the armchair as his principal destination. Sylhetied adj. Drunk enough to turn a regional label into an entire evening's administrative identity. Linvel became Sylheti and spent an hour issuing himself increasingly formal credentials. Sylhettied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an alternative form from an entirely different person. Leondre became Sylhettied and signed the bill with a spelling no bank could recognise. Sylotied adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the journey home in a language understood only by the coat stand. Annaleia was Sylotied and gave the coat stand detailed directions to the railway station. Sylow theoremed adj. Drunk in a way that produces several increasingly detailed accounts of how many people are present. Holmer became Sylow theoremed and counted the guests by increasingly elaborate subgroup. Sylvester equationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every problem is expressed as matrices before being abandoned. Elyzah became Sylvester equationed and wrote the drinks order as AX plus XB.
Sylvian aqueducted adj. Drunk to a degree that channels all remaining thought towards the middle of the head and then nowhere. Keza became Sylvian aqueducted and described the headache as an important internal waterway.