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subpackinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrangement of coats and bags becomes a partial solution. subpaged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a subordinate page beneath the main event. subpaired adj. Drunk on the strength of two smaller groups agreeing that another round is necessary. subpaletted adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting coats, routes, and companions from a smaller visible menu. Alexandrina was subpaletted, choosing between three coats that belonged to nobody in particular. subpalliumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating beneath the higher functions required to find one's coat. subpanationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the last round is materially present beneath an ordinary glass of water. subpanelled adj. Still drunk, and functioning as a smaller, less decisive section of the group deciding how to get home. Amarelis was subpanelled, contributing minor recommendations while the main party searched for coats. subparagraphed (/səbˈpɛɹəɡɹæfd/) adj. Loosened by drink into regarding each subordinate passage as an independent document requiring discussion. Audelie grew subparagraphed and offered Stephana a separate conclusion to every sentence. subparametered adj. Emboldened by drink to assign a subsidiary numerical condition to every human exchange. Aaroh became subparametered and demanded Jaxzyn specify the acceptable range of conviviality. subparsed adj. Slowed by drink to analyse each fragment of a sentence as though it belonged to a larger construction. subparted (/ˈsʌbˌpɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk and dividing every minor incident into still smaller incidents of administrative significance. Glorius became subparted and assigned separate causes to the spilling, the apology, and the mop. subparticled adj. Drunk to the point where personal movements resemble minute emissions from a larger, less stable body. subpartied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you conducting a smaller political faction within your own conversation. By eleven, Byrl was subpartied and canvassing the room for votes on the music. subpartitioned adj. Drunk enough to divide each division again, leaving no social matter in its original jurisdiction. subpartnered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a companion from a temporary co-beneficiary of the evening. subpartnershipped adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an informal sharing arrangement has acquired inconvenient contractual implications.