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subranged adj. You have drunk enough to divide the mountain into smaller territories, then claim the low ground by the bins. Loetta was subranged and mapped the route from the pub to the takeaway in careful stages. subranked adj. You are drunk and assigning yourself a secondary rank beneath someone who has found the crisps.
subrastered adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small grid of intentions, each containing the same plan to go home. subratioed adj. Of a drinker who has divided every remaining thought into smaller portions, leaving only the bill. subrationalizationed adj. Drunk beyond accepting any unit system, provided Christophe and Arkeem can be made easier to work with. Christophe spent the evening simplifying every measurement for the table, thoroughly subrationalizationed. subreactioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every remark provoke a secondary reaction from everyone nearby. Shonika went subreactioned, and each apology produced another argument. subreaded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is processed in partial sequences by those present. Sabriye became subreaded and answered only fragments of what anyone had said. subreadered adj. Drunk to a degree that has you reading the legal text beneath everyone else's conversation. Hine went subreadered and began delivering footnotes beneath ordinary dinner remarks. subrealismed adj. Drunk to the extent of investigating what everyone else really perceives, aloud and repeatedly. subreasonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a subsidiary reason, which you explain to everyone after the main argument has failed. subrecipiented adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating whoever receives your attention as the recipient of an award. Yaden went subrecipiented and presented the barmaid with a napkin as formal recognition. subrecommendationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering a subsidiary recommendation after every decision anyone makes. subrectangled adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying one corner of every conversation while insisting it belongs to the whole. Erendida became subrectangled, contributing a small, rigid portion to each discussion. subrectored adj. Still drunk, and deputising yourself to correct the behaviour of everyone else in the room. subrectorshipped adj. Too drunk to relinquish an assistant's authority once the actual rector has gone home.
subreddited adj. Loosened by drink into dividing the conversation into fiercely defended little forums.