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substaunced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every solid object in the pub as an argument for another round. substemed adj. A drinker who has split from the main conversation and sent several smaller, unhelpful branches into the room. Jcorey got substemed, conducting three separate chats while contributing little to any of them. substepped adj. A drinker so far gone that each simple instruction has become a sequence of smaller tasks for the witnesses. substiled adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining the main manner of speaking, and reduced to a smaller, stranger one. Ninive became substiled and delivered every sentence in a diminished version of its original style. substituended (/ˌsʌbˈstɪt͡ʃuəndd/) adj. The state of being drunk and volunteering as a replacement for every absent person, whether qualified or not. substituendumed (/ˌsʌbstɪt͡ʃuˈɛndəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the obvious item requiring replacement before the evening can continue. substituented (/[sʌbˈstɪtʃuənt]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has inserted a small, intrusive group into every conversation and displaced something more useful. substitutabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose place, duties, and opinions can be filled by almost anyone else present. substitutabled adj. Softened by drink into a viable replacement for almost anyone, provided the task requires little balance or judgement. substitute gooded adj. Still drunk, and treating one familiar drink as an adequate replacement for another. substitute teachered adj. Too drunk to conduct the lesson without resorting to whatever subject comes readily to hand. substituted (/ˈsʌbstɪtʃuːtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a replacement for whoever has left, objected, or sensibly withdrawn from the discussion. substituted amphetamined adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a stimulant while containing none of the expected compound. substituteed adj. Having drunk enough to accept another person as an entirely adequate replacement for the one expected. Kyi was substituteed and addressed the wrong colleague throughout dinner. substitutered adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a replacement for every task, including remembering the appointment. substitutes' benched adj. Having drunk more than the active participants and retreating to the seating reserved for those out of action.