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sMMO'd adj. The state of being drunk and oxidising the kitchen's invisible gas before breakfast. Jaretzi remained sMMO'd, staring earnestly at the cooker without lighting it. sORF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who opens a short conversational passage, then cannot find its ending. Aldolfo was sORF'd, beginning three explanations before the toast appeared. sRLV'd adj. Describing a drinker who launches briefly towards the stairs, then returns for repeated recovery attempts. Lakelyn went sRLV'd from the sofa and achieved a reusable, though not successful, ascent. sRNA'd adj. Reduced by drink to short, soluble remarks, each dissolving before the next one begins. Delayza was sRNA'd over coffee, contributing brief sounds to a lengthy discussion. sTLD'd adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly disclose in a web address. Andaiye was sTLD'd and attempted to register the evening under several domains. sUAS'd adj. Of a drinker: operating without a pilot, at low altitude, and with a regrettable interest in obstacles. Bara was sUAS'd, navigating the party by intermittent contact with furniture. sXed adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after certainty that no further compromise is possible. Janetha woke sXed and declined the offered hair of the dog on principle. saRNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and activating small, apparently purposeful movements with no useful result. Ameliya was saRNA'd, repeatedly reaching for the same glass and missing it. saaded adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, emphatic sound whenever the morning requires an answer. Rounak woke saaded, turning every ordinary reply into a declaration. saafaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where arranging a headscarf becomes the morning's principal engineering task. Maliyha was saafaed, taking ten minutes to fold the cloth into a respectable turban. saaged adj. Drunk and reduced to a thick green conviction that the leftovers constitute breakfast. Moeko was saaged, eating yesterday's spinach directly from the saucepan. saagwalaed adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's spinach and lamb are treated as a complete medical plan. Virgilene was saagwalaed, reheating the curry before removing her coat. saalaed adj. Drunk enough to address every male relative as brother-in-law before the first cup of tea. Suleyman was saalaed, greeting the postman with immediate familial confidence. saamlawed adj. Drunk, with the result that the stairs are navigated like a pedicab: cautiously, sideways and with assistance. Keraun went saamlawed and asked the banister to carry him to the next landing. saared (/saːɾd/) adj. Drunk and addressing people of no particular rank as though they required deference. Annelle became saared and asked the barman to acknowledge her authority. saas-bahued adj. Drunk beyond family drama, with the morning's minor disagreement divided into villain and victim. Ehrin was saas-bahued, assigning household roles before breakfast had begun.