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sMMO'd adj. The state of being drunk and oxidising the kitchen's invisible gas before breakfast. sORF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who opens a short conversational passage, then cannot find its ending. Aldolfo was sORF'd, beginning three explanations before the toast appeared. sRLV'd adj. Describing a drinker who launches briefly towards the stairs, then returns for repeated recovery attempts. sRNA'd adj. Reduced by drink to short, soluble remarks, each dissolving before the next one begins. sTLD'd adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly disclose in a web address. Andaiye was sTLD'd and attempted to register the evening under several domains. sUAS'd adj. Of a drinker: operating without a pilot, at low altitude, and with a regrettable interest in obstacles. sXed adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after certainty that no further compromise is possible. Janetha woke sXed and declined the offered hair of the dog on principle. saRNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and activating small, apparently purposeful movements with no useful result. Ameliya was saRNA'd, repeatedly reaching for the same glass and missing it. saaded adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, emphatic sound whenever the morning requires an answer. Rounak woke saaded, turning every ordinary reply into a declaration. saafaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where arranging a headscarf becomes the morning's principal engineering task. saaged adj. Drunk and reduced to a thick green conviction that the leftovers constitute breakfast. saagwalaed adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's spinach and lamb are treated as a complete medical plan. Virgilene was saagwalaed, reheating the curry before removing her coat. saalaed adj. Drunk enough to address every male relative as brother-in-law before the first cup of tea. Suleyman was saalaed, greeting the postman with immediate familial confidence. saamlawed adj. Drunk, with the result that the stairs are navigated like a pedicab: cautiously, sideways and with assistance. Keraun went saamlawed and asked the banister to carry him to the next landing. saared (/saːɾd/) adj. Drunk and addressing people of no particular rank as though they required deference. Courtney-lee was saared, addressing the barman with unnecessary deference. saas-bahued adj. Drunk beyond family drama, with the morning's minor disagreement divided into villain and victim.