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suck-pinted adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a traditional customer whose principal talent is ordering another pint. suck-sucked adj. Having drunk enough to regard shaved ice as an entirely adequate answer to the evening. suck-upped adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, flattering the person holding the bottle opener. suckabilitied adj. You are drunk and assessing everyone present for suitability to be drawn into an ill-advised conversation. suckaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a promising pronunciation, which leaves the actual word stranded at the bar. suckaged adj. Of a drinker: committed to the evening's general badness, including its music, company, and choice of footwear. suckanhocked adj. Drunk past the point of treating dark shells as legal tender, and the bar as a trading post. suckatashed adj. Drunk to the point where the leftovers become a stew and supper becomes an undertaking. suckauhocked adj. Drunk beyond assigning ceremonial value to dark shells, and then losing them in the carpet. suckboyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every suggestion seem excellent, particularly the suggestion of another round. Phillina grew suckboyed and agreed warmly with the landlord's account of his own poetry. sucked (/sʌkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawing stout through a straw with unnecessary concentration. suckeed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's grand attentions culminate in holding someone's coat. suckened (/ˈsʌk(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires the grain, the tenant and the feudal obligation to report to the wrong mill. Tianca grew suckened and delivered a bag of crisps to the hotel laundry. suckenered adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting oneself at the wrong ancestral mill, carrying only a paper napkin. sucker betted adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing wagers whose only reliable return is regret. Jessica-taylor became sucker betted and backed the slowest horse in a children’s cartoon. sucker for punishmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and volunteering for one final round of whatever has already gone badly.