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sucker punched adj. Still drunk, and discovering that the ordinary business of standing contains an unexpected blow. Hadiyyah was sucker punched by the revolving door and apologised to its mechanism. sucker tracksed adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow an expert's perilous route through the buffet without understanding the terrain.
sucker trapped adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting a plainly fraudulent bargain from whoever is nearest. suckerdomed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every confident assertion for a benevolent act of guidance. suckered (/ˈsʌk.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a large infant seeking comfort from the nearest upholstered surface. suckerfished adj. Having drunk more than the remora, and consequently adhering to whichever conversation is moving fastest. suckerhooded adj. You are drunk and accepting every implausible proposition with the serene dignity of a newly appointed fool. suckeried (/ˈsʌkəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into a sustained assessment of its deficiencies. suckerleted adj. Of a drinker: small, adhesive and confidently attached to the least suitable person in the room. suckermouthed adj. Of a drinker who has lowered the face to the table and begun grazing for overlooked crisps. suckerpunched adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unforeseen collision from a formal challenge to personal honour. sucketed adj. A drinker who has become sweetly preserved, brightly coloured and of no further practical use. suckfested adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening becomes an exhibition of exceptionally poor workmanship. Berger was suckfested and attempted to improve the jukebox with a spoon. suckfished adj. The state of being drunk and attached to a host, a conversation or a handbag for navigational purposes. suckholed adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered a domestic whirlpool and cannot negotiate the bathmat. Keagen was suckholed and revolved slowly between the sink and the open door.
suckied (/ˈsʌkid/) adj. A drinker who needs soothing by familiar company, preferably without further conversation.