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sugarglidered adj. Reduced by drink to arms that extend sideways for balance and achieve very little else. Jushua went sugarglidered across the landing, using both walls for guidance. sugarholicked adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every sweet thing as a reasonable source of support. Kameisha got sugarholicked and steadied herself against the cake stand. sugarhoused adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs without consulting either the handrail or gravity. sugarinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the gentle pace of treacle, particularly when asked to turn round. sugaring mooned adj. Drunk to the point where the face is round, the timing is lunar, and the stairs have become astronomical. Samih was sugaring mooned and asked whether the staircase had entered a new phase. sugaringed adj. Drunk and applying an unnecessary sweetness to words, handrails, and other available surfaces. Boshra was sugaringed, complimenting the stair rail before gripping it with both hands. sugarlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to find no sweetness in the evening, yet still to speak at length about it. Maryjane was sugarlessnessed and called the dessert disappointing while missing the chair. sugarloaf cabbaged adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, with the body narrowing towards the top like a vegetable on display. sugarloafed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been refined into a portable cone and is no longer exported. sugarmakered adj. Drunk beyond producing anything refined, although several sticky explanations are supplied. sugarmakinged adj. Drunk in a way that extracts effort from every movement and leaves the result disappointingly crude. sugarmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every task is approached as a shift requiring supervision. Florentina got sugarmanned and appointed the kitchen chair shift supervisor. sugarollied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a sticky sweet might cross a plate. sugarpied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every acquaintance darling and every handrail deserving of affection. Kiniah was sugarpied, calling the bouncer sweetheart while missing the doorway. sugarplumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, hard sweet with a surprisingly definite edge. sugarskulled adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the absent into cheerful memorials before they have even left.