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suicide squeezed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is launched before anyone has secured a safe position to receive it. suicide suspensioned adj. Drunk enough to remain upright only by the hooks of a dressing gown attached somewhere behind you.
suicide tourismed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the kitchen as a destination rather than a country requiring visas. suicide touristed adj. Of a drinker: confident enough to make a holiday of an irreversible decision. suicide treed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a poisonous ornamental tree for sound legal advice. Caryann got suicide treed and accepted the houseplant's opinion on the tenancy agreement. suicide vested adj. Describing a drinker who has equipped a harmless plan with alarming commitment. suicide victimed adj. Of a drinker: appointing one poor decision as the evening's casualty and placing it beside the sink. suicide watched adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary decision requires discreet supervision. Ajah got suicide watched and needed monitoring before attempting the buffet's more ambitious architecture. suicided (/ˈs(j)uːɪˌsaɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat self-erasure as a reasonable conclusion to an otherwise ordinary evening. Angalee grew suicided and described the last bus as a fitting terminus for existence. suicideed adj. The state of being drunk and volunteering for the consequences of one's own excellent idea. Kieren got suicideed and offered to explain the parking dispute personally to the entire street. suicidered adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned self-interest into a plan with no witnesses. suicidismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the evening's consequences chiefly someone else's concern. suicidologied adj. Softened by drink into studying the causes of ruin while continuing to supply new examples. suicidologisted adj. Reduced by drink to analysing each disastrous proposal as though preparing a professional report. Crisangel was suicidologisted, filing a professional report on every disastrous proposal. suicismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating personal preference as the governing principle of the room. Sohany got suicismed and moved the meeting to a restaurant selected solely for her convenience.
suided adj. Sharpened by drink into a piggish determination to forage through every available breakfast.
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