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suitcase farmered adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen under outside management while supervising from the sofa. suitcase nuked adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen bin as a portable tactical device requiring immediate evacuation. Shrika became suitcase nuked and approached the rubbish bin with the caution of a bomb technician.
suitcased (/ˈsutkeɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to reach the bedroom, but sufficiently organised to arrange luggage beside the sofa. suitcasefuled adj. Having drunk more than a suitcase will hold, and attempting to store the excess in the fridge. suitcasinged adj. Drunk and handing out unsolicited leaflets at the pub, having paid nobody for the privilege. suitcoated adj. Drunk to the point where the jacket has become the most respectable thing about you. suited (/suːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a trailing household retinue of coats, shoes and unanswered cups. suitednessed adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the evening's arrangements still fit. suitemated adj. Drunk beyond recognising the stranger beside you as anything other than a companion for the night. Mckala got suitemated and invited a man from the next table to share the taxi home. suitered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every card on the table a different allegiance. suitheismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the landlord's word has become a minor theological dispute. suitinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pub upholstery seem suitable for tailoring. suitjacketed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the upper half formally dressed and the lower half elsewhere. Mernie came home suitjacketed, wearing the jacket properly and one slipper incorrectly. suitlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having misplaced both your jacket and any concern about it. Lucyle was suitlessnessed, leaving the pub in a jumper that belonged to nobody present. suitlocked adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the outside world as something best entered through a sealed garment. Tenesha went suitlocked and approached the smoking area as though it required decompression.
suitmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and altering everybody's jacket by touch.
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