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sulfite of sodaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already dissolving the evening's distinctions into one fizzy solution. sulfited (/ˈsʌlfaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sharp, preserving taste and certain it improves the evening. sulfitolysised adj. Still drunk, and cleaving friendships, sentences, and unopened packets of crisps into separate parts. sulfoacetaldehyded adj. Too drunk to finish a thought, leaving each one poised just before its final turn. Seras became sulfoacetaldehyded and abandoned every explanation halfway through. sulfoacetated adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn any remaining conversation into a salt of something once more acidic. sulfoacided adj. Having drunk enough to become the sour, outspoken component of every table's conversation. sulfoaluminated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can set, and now hardening rapidly beside the bar. Elovie became sulfoaluminated and set beside the bar before her chips arrived. sulfoarsenided adj. You are drunk and composed of equal parts dangerous confidence and poisonous advice. D'andre was sulfoarsenided, offering toxic certainty on the subject of karaoke. sulfobenzaldehyded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired three separate ways of announcing that something smells wrong. Jonh became sulfobenzaldehyded and identified three varieties of stale carpet. sulfobenzoated adj. Describing a drinker who carries three versions of the same grievance from table to table. Lewis-james got sulfobenzoated and presented his complaint in three distinct forms. sulfobetained adj. A drinker so far gone that opposing moods coexist comfortably and nobody can establish a charge. sulfobromophthaleined adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned an alarming shade and remains determined to finish the pint. sulfocarbonated adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically persuaded that the table is giving off sulphur. Chachi was sulfocarbonated and blamed the peculiar atmosphere on the crisps. sulfocationited adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though a positively charged sulphur atom had taken possession. sulfochlorided adj. Still drunk, and carrying the air of a reactive compound best kept away from damp surfaces. sulfochlorinationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish sulphur dioxide from chlorine, but determined to combine both with the crisps.