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summer jobbed adj. The drunkenness of one who has accepted temporary employment, despite having no idea what the work involves. summer kitchened adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the shed, kettle and camping stove as a seasonal catering establishment. Dimitra was summer kitchened, serving kettle-made cuisine from the shed after last orders. summer melted adj. Softened by drink into changing your mind about every arrangement, particularly the one you confirmed yesterday. Annelisa got summer melted and changed restaurants three times before leaving the house. summer penile syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unwise sensitivity about minor discomforts and an urgent confidence in self-diagnosis. summer pruninged adj. Loosened by drink into removing parts of a sound plan while it is still growing. summer puddinged adj. Emboldened by drink to layer incompatible plans together and serve them as a considered arrangement. Aubrieanna got summer puddinged and stacked karaoke, supper and a night bus into one proposal. summer queeninged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a speculative apple, while confidently expecting excellent results by autumn. summer resorted adj. Drunk and behaving as though every inconvenience is a holiday facility awaiting personal use. Burkley was summer resorted, asking the corner shop where the complimentary towels were kept. summer rolled adj. Drunk to the point where every available object appears suitable for wrapping, filling or carrying away. Cj got summer rolled and tried to fold the pub menu round a handful of crisps. summer sausaged adj. Drunk enough to regard yourself as safely preserved, regardless of temperature or subsequent handling. summer savoried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a small herb from a comprehensive culinary principle. Minoru got summer savoried and seasoned the crisps while explaining their Mediterranean destiny. summer schooled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary instruction, yet still enrolling bystanders in remedial lessons of your own devising. summer smogged adj. Drunk, with the result that sunlight, exhaust and personal judgement combine into a visible haze. Asteria got summer smogged and directed the group towards a car park as though it were the coast. summer snowflaked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces delicate, seasonal confidence and a poor response to ordinary heat. Gloria got summer snowflaked and dissolved into elaborate objections when asked to walk home. summer soldiered adj. Drunk to the extent of supporting every cause that requires no effort before breakfast. summer solsticed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the sun, the season and the room are all inclined towards you.