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summonned (/ˈsʌmənd/) adj. Softened by drink into obeying the nearest confident voice, particularly when it orders another round. Lea-marie became summonned and fetched crisps for a stranger who pointed at the bar. summonseed adj. You are drunk and waiting to be called, although the summons is probably for the last bus. summonsered adj. Of a drinker: formally calling for assistance, then accepting a sandwich as adequate legal relief. summulaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into an obsolete textbook, with each page ending in a nap. Leenah grew summulaed and lectured from an imaginary textbook before falling asleep beside it. summum bonumed (/ˌsʌməm ˈbəʊnəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has identified the highest human good as chips delivered to the sofa. summum genused adj. A drinker who has placed every person, object and remaining crisp beneath one comprehensive category: mates. Jakayden was summum genused at breakfast, categorising the kettle, neighbours and crisps as mates. sumnered adj. Having drunk enough to issue formal demands, now directed chiefly at the taxi rank. Maresha became sumnered and served the taxi rank with notice of her intended departure. sumo deadlifted adj. Drunk beyond the point where collecting your coat requires a wide stance and both hands between your knees. sumo squatted adj. The drunkenness of one who has widened the stance considerably but lowered the standard of exercise. sumoed (/ˈsuːməʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the pub carpet for a ceremonial wrestling ring. Kwon was sumoed and defended the circle round the table from anyone carrying crisps. sumonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's accumulated rounds as a small territory under personal administration. sumotoried adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial wrestler whose principal opponent is the doorway. sumoylationed adj. Drunk in a way that attaches new functions to otherwise familiar remarks. sump oiled adj. Sharpened by drink into waste lubricant, capable of making the journey home less smoothly. sump pitted adj. Loosened by drink into a basement hole where rainwater, dignity and loose coins collect. sump pumped adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every remaining reservoir, including the one in a neighbour's pint.