sumscored
sun blinded

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sumscored adj. Sharpened by drink into adding every social slight, compliment and abandoned round to a running total. sumseted adj. Loosened by drink into combining every person present with every subject already mentioned. Jerrelle became sumseted and paired each guest with an unrelated anecdote.
sumti tcitaed (/suːm.ti.tʃiː.tɑːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to attach an explanatory label to every extra person and circumstance. Fountain became sumti tcitaed and supplied Rayvyn with labels for each conversational interruption. sumtied (/ˈsuːm.tid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make oneself the argument attached to every conversation. Summerlin grew sumtied and inserted himself into every dispute at the table. sumtotaled adj. Drunk and adding the evening’s separate inconveniences into one comprehensive grievance. sumtreed adj. Drunk to the point where every remark acquires subordinate branches and a final total. sumuded adj. Drunk enough to remain immovable through closing time, persuasion, rain and several suggested taxis. sumued adj. Drunk on the strength of everything consumed, and carrying the resulting total towards the station. sun and planet geared adj. Drunk in a way that converts every repeated gesture into a rotating mechanism for the group to endure. sun anemone shrimped adj. Drunk, with the result that you attach yourself decoratively to one companion and follow their movements. sun balled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every incoming question difficult to see, let alone answer. sun bathed adj. Of a drinker: spread out beneath the nearest light, awaiting transport and another opportunity to dry out. sun beared adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, warm and unexpectedly difficult for friends to move. Kandle sun beared beside the heater, requiring three friends to relocate the furniture. sun beetled adj. Drunk on the strength of marching repeatedly across the room without apparent destination or purpose. Anjola grew sun beetled and traversed the pub between every sentence. sun bitterned adj. Having drunk enough to regard a tropical wading bird as an appropriate explanation for one’s posture.
sun blinded adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest curtain as a necessary defence against illumination.