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sun showered adj. Drunk to the extent of raining indiscriminately while maintaining an inexplicable brightness. sun sneezinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to react to sudden light with involuntary movement. Arline was sun sneezinged and lurched whenever the pub door opened. sun spidered adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing sideways with more legs than coordination. Fawzaan went sun spidered across the dance floor, changing direction without warning. sun spotted adj. You are drunk and identifying small, cooler regions in otherwise warm conversations. Paulet became sun spotted and found the quietest part of every discussion. sun spurged adj. Still drunk, and spreading rapidly into any available space with bright, irritating persistence. sun starred adj. Too drunk to coordinate several limbs without each pursuing its own small orbit. sun teaed adj. Having drunk enough to steep slowly in the warmth, becoming weaker while remaining conspicuously cheerful. sun trapped adj. Having drunk more than the available shelter can contain, and settling wherever warmth is found. sun tunnelled adj. You have drunk enough to travel through the narrowest available route, provided it is downhill. Taressa went sun tunnelled through the gap between the chairs and emerged against the wall. sun umbrellaed adj. You are drunk and extending both arms against a wind that exists only in your balance. sun visored adj. Of a drinker: eyes partly shielded, head lowered, and steering governed chiefly by nearby obstacles. sun worshipered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest bright surface for a deity and kneels before it. Charlsey became sun worshipered beside the jukebox, revering its illuminated buttons. sun worshippered adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly turns towards the brightest object while losing balance. Jerrod was sun worshippered, rotating towards the bar lamp whenever his footing failed. sun-angelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and hovering brightly over the bar in search of nectar and a final round. sun-bathed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi queue for a period of outdoor relaxation. sun-blinded adj. Of a drinker: rendered theatrically opaque to daylight, with the curtains deemed a medical necessity. Mouna was sun-blinded and considered the conservatory an unnecessarily hostile environment.