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super-Earthed adj. Drunk enough to become a substantial, stony presence, periodically revealed by passing attention. super-Jupitered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary planetary comparison and now exerting an inconveniently large influence. super-Neptuned adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial proportion but below the full saturnine category of social bulk. super-Tuscanned adj. Drunk in a way that abandons convention, combines unlikely elements, and is subsequently defended as deliberate. super-affluenced adj. You are drunk and spending as though wealth were inexhaustible, particularly when the bill is not yours. super-agered adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the mind's youth while making the sofa seem historically significant. Oracio became super-agered and discussed the glass of water with remarkable intellectual clarity. super-apped adj. A drinker who wakes to find every need—messages, taxis, food and payment—routed through one application. Westleigh woke super-apped, ordering breakfast, settling the fare and checking the weather without leaving the sofa. super-centenarianed adj. You are drunk and moving with the measured caution of someone whose knees have seen several centuries. super-combineded adj. Describing a drinker who has made one day's entire route home into a single competitive event. super-commentaried adj. Drunk to the extent of annotating an existing explanation until the original point is no longer recoverable. super-complainted adj. The state of being drunk and lodging an urgent, officially supported grievance about every purchase made the night before. super-compound interested adj. A drinker who accumulates grievances upon grievances through the evening, the original complaint long since buried under the interest it has generated. super-consciousnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the evening has opened a higher level of understanding. super-cruisered adj. You have drunk enough to cross the pub with the steady majesty of something built for long distances. super-delegated adj. Drunk to the point where selecting a takeaway has become a matter for appointed representatives. super-dreadnoughted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest social encounter require the resources of a naval engagement.